There are two deckchairs on the moon. Netanyahu is slumped in one; Erdogan is splayed in the other. A billboard beside them says: Welcome to the Sea of Crisis.
Netanyahu: At least you can’t see Aleppo from here.
Erdogan: And no one can see us crying here either – god – never been so embarrassed in all my life!
Netanyahu: What the hell went wrong?! It was such a perfect plan. We smuggled in so many thousands of terrorists – we trained and armed and nursed them like one of our own – like wacko terminators they chopped off heads of men and boys and raped women and girls – they looted factories and oil wells – our media threw buckets of shit at their army’s name–